THE STARE
Two giant eyes. Zero thoughts you can verify.
SMALL BODY.
UNREASONABLE VOLUME.

Nobody remembers when he arrived. One day the room was quiet. The next day there was a tiny green guy in a purple beanie, laughing at absolutely nothing.
He doesn't explain himself. He just opens his mouth and the whole place gets a little weirder.
FIG. A — THE SUSPECTTwo giant eyes. Zero thoughts you can verify.
Usually starts before anything funny happens.
It's purple. It's permanent. Stop asking.

Strangers welcome. Serious faces optional.

ONE TOOTH. ONE ADDRESS. ONE VERY LOUD LITTLE CREATURE.